I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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