At least make sure they are 18
Why
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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