They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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