Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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