my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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