I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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