maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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