Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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