I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i love accidental penises.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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