why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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