apparently the secret to your success is patron
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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