she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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