Three words: puerto rican gang bang
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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