Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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