What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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