Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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