I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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