1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Come on in and take your pants off
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