seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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