I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
