He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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