i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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