You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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