ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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