and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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