actually, I'm a sock model
I think I died a long time ago.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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