I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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