My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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