Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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