i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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