I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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