No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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