I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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