He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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