just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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