i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You may now shotgun with the bride
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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