I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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