you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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