I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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