If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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