what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Pooping to opera.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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