based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.