That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial