Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
That's what I'm talking about
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.