This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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