the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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