That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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