You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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