HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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