Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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