So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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