I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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