question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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