He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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